2. To fix a telephone, open it and close it.
3. Japanese people look Chinese.
4. Large glasses make perfect disguise when everyone is looking for you.
5. Japanese people wear girdles (or kimonos I guess).
6. Japanese people cover up their nipples before they fight.
7. When the camera zooms into a piece of clothing, everyone focuses on the nipples.
8. One Chinese can take on 20+ Karate students.
9. When executing a person, no one behind the condemned will move out of the way.
10. Trying to kill someone with a stone in plain sight is a bad idea.
11. Cracking someone's ribs will kill them.
12. When you are in disguise, people around you will start leaking all the information you need to know.
13. If someone says they're the worst student, they're probably not.
14. If you're strong enough, pivot points of lever gravity will not apply when lifting carriages.
15. When there is a sign for no Chinese or dogs, the guards don't always pay attention.
16. When a telephone wire is just cut, people will have been waiting all day long.
17. Caucasians are significantly stronger than Japanese people.
18. Your hand can also be a hammer for nails.
19. Metal bars wobble when you bend them.
20. Japanese people like mustaches.
21. A good place to hide is a graveyard.
22. Japanese swords are so sharp they will go right through you with no applied force.
23. Random blocks of wood are waiting for you on top of doors.
24. Don't touch angry people.
26. You can pretend to be a dog and a Japanese guy will give you a tour of the park.
27. When confronted with 20 rifles just start yelling, run at them at top speed and try to drop-kick them.
28. You can eat a lot of paper in front of a group of students.