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Monday, July 18, 2005
Jessica Simpson in the Dukes of Hazzard!!!!!!!!!!
The Dukes of Hazzard movie is out in August and man i have never heard so many people crap on a movie before it is even out! For godsakes even the dude who played Cooter is complaining about how it wrecks the family values that the original show had! What F***ing family values? Buncha bootlegging moonshining beer swilling, skirt chasing rednecks running from the corrupt police force which was ran by a fat, white guy who dressed like a New York pimp? No family values here dude, try the Waltons or Walnuts or whatever the hell they were called, anywho...look at that picy and you tell me there is not a straight male alive who is not going to go see this flick?!?!?!?!? YA WHOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
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