Hellooooooooooooo there webslingeroonies and other assorted wormslime...well yesterday was quite the experience, went on my little excusrsion to the South Shore of Nova Scotia and what did i find? Well it was way too foggy for good ol Risser's and so with relatives not being home in Blockhouse Hill, i ventured over to our Venus affiliate in Bridgewater and visited with the manager for a few hrs, i must say that walking into that particular store, which was formerly known as Wild Bill's (Wish we had kept that moniker!!!) is like really cool and scary at the same time for it is an almost exact replica of our store in Greenwood! Really freaky i must say! Anyways i had not seen the manager in three years due to beyond my control circumstances, ok the general public must understand that these circumstances were dreamed up by Old Man Robbo himself and they have to do with our photo album at work that has many many incriminating photos lurking around of Old Man Robb............... one regret was that i saw an old classmate of mine in the parking lot of where K-Mart used to be and i did not bother running out in the warm South Shore sun to say hello... we both survived the B***h of the Baskervilles and lived to tell the horrid tale, well he had it bad because of his accent (well she should really have listened to herself!!!!) Anways i am told that he is still in charge of karioke at the local bar there so i shall have to make a return visit again sometime... and i told my friend that if she ever wanted to come to one of our staff parties i would come down and pick her up myself and drive her to the next event...whenever it shall be and she told me that i have to party with her sometime... i get the gut feeling me and her working together would be like Chucky and Tiffiney of Child's Play fame working a shift together... ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh and the Wal-Mart outside of Bridgewater has DVD's that the one in New Minas does not, like a whole rack of Captain Harlock DVD's that are going for $9.99 each!!!?!?!?!?! Me and my brother used to watch episdoes of Captain Harlock on CBC French channel when we were little rats living in the Passage, i remember they never bothered editing their episodes so we would see like extreme Japanese violence on out tubes and we never understood a damned thing that they were saying ....jeesh!!! Yeah so i cheated...on my diet!!!! I drove past New Germany...into Cookesville, as i think it is spelled and there stood the holy grail of eating...the one...the only ...the legend..the man...the myth... THE TURKEY BURGER!!!!!!!!!!!!! and i was a complete wuss! Acutally i messed up ordering cause i did not sit down and order so they made my order in a take-out container and so i sat down eating something called a George Burger out of a container and i missed my chance at seeing the rest of the menu and i could have been a man...for once and ordered the Fork-Lift Burger...just to see if i could have completed the sucker! Oh well there is always next time i guess... in New Germany there was a place i passed called the Critter Burger!?!?!?!?!? I shall have to try that place out next time as well... lots of places that have been closed down on my drive down to the South Shore that are all boarded up and stuff...creepy... oh and on the way back i stopped to check out a lake where it says kayaks and conoe's only and man it was one nice spot, about halfway there past Trout Lake a little bit and you can park and sit on this HUGE rock, really nice...
No...i have still not talked to her
Man i e-mailed someone today to see if there is a wrestling show tomorrow night in Berwick as my nephew who had a great time at the Grand Prix Wrestling show the other month is all hyped and wants to see more, a couple of the shows were cancelled so i am being extra cautious as to whether there is going to be a show or not...oh well the Fantastic Four is at the Base Theatre and i would not mind seeing that one twice...Scotty from Star Trek passed away, that is sad news as i was never really a Trekkie (get outside people!) but i didn't mind the original show and the movies, oh well the movies after Star Trek the Motion Sickness...Dad took me to see that at the Penhorn Mall in Dartmouth when it was still just had three screens and man...it was the first movie that i ever fell asleep watching! and i had to wake my Dad up! hahahahaha...good times...
Well i worked out for like an hour today in the Middleton gym, had to make up for the lost day of being caught in the Turkey Burger tractor beam...the scenery was nice in there today and they are playing less and less of the crappy rap music that they used to play while i worked out, and plus i had spaghetti tonight for supper and of course could not resist grabbing a handfull of Mom's homemade onion rings...ahhhhhhhhhh..no control...
Anywho..that is all from here...have a good one
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