Hey there webslingeroonies! How is life? Not too too bad i guess, the pounds keep dropping so that is good, i do have a good buddy of mine who said that she will miss my child-bearing hips if i am to lose them, but i wanna lose them! Damn lovehandles! Well i took my nephew out to see the new Deuce Bigelow movie at the Zedex and damn...aside from Eddie Griffin as Deuce's pimp buddy that everyone thinks is gay, this was one of the worst sequels to a funny movie that i have ever seen! Just the jokes and stuff fall on their faces and Rob Schnider looks totally lost, i read a review that called Schneider a "Short, smelly version of Steve Guttenburg!" Besides i am sure people will just love "Chernobyl" jokes...
Oh Robb...only a movie...still a crappy one, at least i can still get me nephew in for $4.50!!!
PS- For unaware readers, a history of what exactly Chernobyl was:
The Chernobyl accident occurred on April 26, 1986, at the Chernobyl nuclear power plant in Ukraine (then part of the Soviet Union). It is regarded as the worst nuclear accident in the history of nuclear power, producing a plume of radioactive debris that drifted over parts of the western Soviet Union, Eastern Europe, Scandinavia, UK, and eastern USA. Large areas of Ukraine, Belarus, and Russia were badly contaminated, resulting in the evacuation and resettlement of roughly 200,000 people. About 60% of radioactive fallout landed in Belarus.
The accident raised concerns about the safety of the Soviet nuclear power industry, slowing its expansion for a number of years, while forcing the Soviet government to become less secretive. The now-separate countries of Russia, Ukraine, and Belarus have been burdened with continuing and substantial costs for decontamination and health care because of the Chernobyl accident. It is difficult to tally accurately the number of deaths caused by the events at Chernobyl — estimates range from hundreds to hundreds of thousands. The issue is still heavily disputed, and the long-term effects are not yet completely understood.
Well i inquired again into that possible teaching position that is to do with teaching english to foreign students, called the education board in Berwick, but again i recieved nothing more than an answering machine. Oh well, hope to get through soon, it would be so nice to add it to my resume and i am sure that it would look good to like the some eight to ten colleges and universities that i am going to be applying to for September of 2006.
My brother has a blind date on Saturday night...doesn't want my advice for some reason...hmmmmmmmmm...If it were me, i would be taking advice from Mr T!!!
Well nothing else much happening, i am still pissy about the blind date stood up thingy, but it is all cool, if someone doesn't want to show up, oh well...they are missing out on a real nice guy here
Anyways i am heading to the shower and then down for a workout, then working 4-11 in Middleton...later slingers!!!
PS- I'll leave you with some of Mike Tyson's greatest hits!!!
Greetings from The Rated R Superstar and Welcome to The House of Hawley...The Dancing Destroyer...The Master of Disaster...The King of Sting...The Count of Monte Fisto...The Warrior of The Wasteland...The Ayatollah of Rock n Rolla....The Mountain of Molten Lust...The One...The Only...Old Man Robert Reid Hawley!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Warning: This blog may contain sexual content, some scary scenes, coarse language, crude content, violence and Charles Bronson's mustache.
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