World War Me

Hey slingers! What is a happening? Well tonight marked something that has not happened to me since 1990, the year we moved to Greenwood. I went to New Minas to see the movie "Stay Alive" at the Empire and guess what? I was the ONLY person in the theatre!?!?!?!?!!!!! My god i could have shaved my head and walked backwards in there! Oh whatta cheese fest this flick was..bad CGI (hate that crap..only works in small doses) only gaming nerds are really gonna like this one. ...so what was the other infamous movie? Well i have a friend who loves ol Chuck Norris and he is going to hate me for this for dissin his idol, but the other flick to which i was the only one in attendance was Delta Force 2 at the Zedex in Greenwood way way back in 1990..hey better not pick on ol Chuck...why?

- The US did not boycott the 1980 Summer Olympics in Moscow due to political reasons: Chuck Norris killed the entire US team with a single round-house kick during TaeKwonDo practice.
- Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its decendants are known today as Giraffes.
- "Brokeback Mountain" is not just a movie. It's also what Chuck Norris calls the pile of dead ninjas in his front yard.

...So what else is new? I have to get in contact with Acadia tomorrow because my income tax still hasn't arrived from them yet and April is like right around the corner. And yes as i stated earlier, Friday is my first trip to the fabulous Forum in Halifax since last years Motorhead concert (which like ruled like mad!) and i am going to do a little shopping before the game starts. On April 12th i actually have to represent our store. I have the honor of working with a gentleman who volunteers with our store every Saturday and i have to see his employers as a once a year thing. One of my former co-workers represented us last year and this year it is Old Man Robb getting the honors instead. Hey the Habs won again tonight! This time it was a 2-0 victory over the Islanders. Now we are tied with the Tampa Bay Lightning and the New Jersey Devils with 81 points. Hey there was some more free advertising for the MMA show in Halifax that is taking place on April 29th...........boys some 2,500 tickets have been sold and that is without the benefit of one single advertisement that i have yet to see and i read both papers in the morning usually around 8:00 am (8:30 in Nfld..) talk about being behind the times eh? Me and Dad actually discussed ordering Wrestlemania 22 for Sunday, i am off work at 6:00 and i believe that the show starts to 7, so i would be home right in time. Man i am getting old as hell eh? Jeesh i can still remember Wrestlemania III being at the forum on the big screen for heck's sakes! Saturday mornings full of WWF Superstars and that once a month when Saturday Night's Main Event would pre-empt SNL...so weird eh? Anywho i am off to bed as another day is over and i am pooped...have a good one eh!


PS- MXPX- Wrecking Hotel Rooms (Love this f'n Song!!!!)