Never Ender

Hey there bloggeronies! What is a happening? Well not too too much this week i am afriad, well i am going to go pick up a Visa this week for taking to Japan with me, although the invite to Fort Kent and a sidetrip up to Mount A to visit and party with Harper Alumni at the Pub also sounds too inviting to resist. I did book Satruday October 7th off so i can go watch the Axemen take on SMU who are a suprising 0-2 while the Axemen are an awesome 2-0. This Saturday Shearbrooke is coming to take on the Axemen in some inter-league play, but sadly i have to work at the store formerly known as Andrew's. I do have Friday off as well as the Friday after that one. Any ladies need a date? I am still hanging around with my new super duper coolest friend in the world...I wanna see Jackass 2 perhaps on Friday night, but my super duper coolest new friend in the world doesn't wanna go with me...sigh..we did hang out and go to the mall last night as well as watch Hostel and A Nightmare on Elm Street....and to answer the popular question for this coming Saturday since i do have to work at the store formerly known as Andrew's, no i will not be putting in an appearance in Halifax to see the Rolling Stones, Alice Cooper and Sloan...as fun as it sounds, the answer as of this moment is still no..bad enough i had to miss the
Dropkick Murphys due to having to work..grrrrrrrrr...me and my old buddy Blair got together earlier this week to watch Rocky III and blab about how hysterical Rocky Balboa is going to be in December. ..we polished off the rest of my Smirnoff and made up a ludicrus story about how Rocky and Micky and Apollo Creed are involved in a gay love triangle..had to be drunk to believe it...I had a friend of mine, well he is really naive actually when it comes to lots of slang, an old friend of mine visited me on the weekend at work and stated loudly that me and him have to go to the bars sometime and get chased by some cougars...well my naive friend was puzzled as to why bars let cougars in the doors, isn't it dangerous for the patrons? Finally i realized that he meant actual cougars!!!!!!!!!! ok here is a definition of cougars that i found...

MILFs are out, Cougars are in. For those of you who don’t know what a Cougar is, I’ve taken the time to copy this excerpt from a very not-fake encyclopedia. Yeah, you’re welcome.
Definition: A Cougar is a female, usually between thirty and fifty years-old, who enjoys the sexual company of younger men.
Breeding Habits: Cougars are only usually interested in men under the age of twenty-five. Also, Cougars are non-committal, choosing to move from mate to mate without ever settling down. It is not uncommon for the same Cougar to attack (sleep with) many different men in the same group of friends. Furthermore, Cougars are older and more practiced in the ways of snaring a mate so they will rarely broadcast their intentions to sleep with you until you are already in her Jetta, headed for the condo she just bought.
It is this elusive behavior that earns her the name “Cougar.”
Habitat: Cougars are most often found in bars and other places where alcohol is freely distributed. She can be seen lurking in the shadows, selecting their prey with the precision of a laser-guided missile. Most often, she will have some sort of fruity concoction with a high alcohol content in her hand (see: Appletini), and a slim cigarette dangling from her heavily made-up lips.
Appearance: The Cougar, at first, appears like most older women one sees: slightly drooping breasts, somewhat leathery skin, lightly sunken eyes and clothes just a few years behind the fashion. On closer inspection however, one finds that the Cougar has taken care to make herself appear younger: the makeup is thicker, the clothing is tighter and the perfume is stronger. She clearly has spent hours stuffing her not-18-anymore body into that leather skirt and halter top and desperation reflects that.
Psyche: The Cougar is a complex emotional creature. Remember, most of her friends are probably married and have kids by now. This, naturally, leaves her feeling lonely and useless, which explains her need for companionship. However, being an older woman, she is at the peak of her sexual ability which is why she preys on younger men (who are also at the peak of their sexual ability). This odd pairing – Cougar and twenty-three year old guy – can be seen at last call in bars all over the country every weekend.
HAHAHAHA!!! Good definition eh?
Actually my same naive friend did not know what a friend with benifits was...here we go again...

Friends With Benifits: Two friends who have a sexual realtionship without being emotionally involved. Typically two good friends who have casual sex without a monogomous relationship or any kind of commitment. Two fairly close, or very close friends have the hots for one another. they do have some sort caring for one another, but it is not one of a romantic couple.
a man and a woman who don't enjoy commitment like to fool around with one another because they find each other attractive.
Whew!
Oh..anyone see the crazy professor video making its way around the net? Hysterical stuff..it goes to show how little respect some students have for their profs/ teachers in this day and age, i used to find it so rude when someone's cell phone would go off in class and they would sit there and talk on it like a disrecpectful little prick. I found it funny whether staged or not to see a prof take it upon himself to right a definite wrong.
Have a good one folks!

PS- Cheap Trick: I Want You To Want Me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!