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Friday, April 16, 2010
Beavis and Butthead Watching Black Sabbath
Butthead- "Which one's Ozzy?"
Beavis- "That's him in the member's only jacket"
Butthead- "No way..that's Ozzy's son'
Beavis- "Hey Butthead, are these guys from Seattle?"
Butthead- "No assmunch..their American"
Butthead- "Whoa...that's that Paul Schaffer dude on the wall.."
Beavis- "Hey Butthead..Ozzy bit the head off a cow once"
Butthead- "Yeah..that was cool...milk poured out of his neck"
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