The Rules:
1. One Drink every time Charles Bronson Kills someone.
2. Two Drinks when anyone else kills someone
3. Three drinks every time a rape occurs (it would be 4 drinks if they get raped then killed)
4. If Charles Bronson sleeps with someone then they get killed its four drinks (Don't add 1 because someone other than Charles Bronson killed her its only 4)
5. Five drinks anytime the person killed is clearly a manakin
6. Finish your drink anytime Charles Bronson blows someone up
7. If the killing is done by a machine gun or any automatic weapon its a waterfall (drink til the killing stops)
Special Rules if you really want to get wasted (add one drink when these happen):
1. Double kills add one drink
2. When Charles Bronson says a cheezy line (viewers discretion)
3. Whenever Charles Bronson eats ice cream
4. Whenever Charles Bronson shoots an unarmed person that is begging for mercy or looking right at him. Basically when its execution style.
5. Whenever someone falls from a building
6. When you see an actor you recognize from a different movie ex: Bill from Bill and Teds Excellent Adventure, Lawrence Fishburne or Jeff Goldblum
7. Whenever a theft occurs
PS. some of the movies start out very slow don't get discouraged the killing will be rampant at least at the end. The first two are also the most panzy the third and following movies are the hardcore ones.
***ADDED BONUS!!!***
Charles Bronson Drink Recipe
1 oz Heaven Hill® bourbon whiskey
1 oz Jim Beam® bourbon whiskey
1 oz Old Grandad® bourbon whiskey
1 oz Jim Beam® rye whiskey
1 oz Evan Williams® Bourbon Whiskey
1 oz Four Roses® bourbon whiskey
16 oz birch beer
1 oz Jim Beam® bourbon whiskey
1 oz Old Grandad® bourbon whiskey
1 oz Jim Beam® rye whiskey
1 oz Evan Williams® Bourbon Whiskey
1 oz Four Roses® bourbon whiskey
16 oz birch beer
Combine all whiskeys together in a 24 oz. mug glass with about 4-5 ice cubes. Fill the glass with any brand of birch beer, and serve.
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