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Saturday, January 08, 2011
The Clones of Bruce Lee
Back in the Passage days i was going through quite the Bruce Lee phase renting ANYTHING with his name in the title...lo and behold while at the video store/ dairy bar in the Passage i saw this donkeyhonker...a movie with THREE BRUCE LEE's!!!! I had to see it!!! Well what followed was one of the most unusual viewings in front of a television set i had ever experienced in my frickin life!!! Bring Bruce back to life with three clones whom all wear BIG frickin sunglasses and well... look..nothing like one another, yet alone Bruce Lee whom are trained in Kung-Fu by Bolo to the theme from ROCKY!!!! Nothing..but nothing can ever prepare a man, woman or child for a viewing of THE CLONES OF BRUCE LEE!!!!
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